DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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