worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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