How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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