Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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