They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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