i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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