found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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