Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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