The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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