Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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