): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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