I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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