a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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