if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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