You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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