Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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