ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
how drunk are you?
Several
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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