Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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