You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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