All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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