Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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