im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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