Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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