so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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