i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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