don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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