it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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