I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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