Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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