Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
