Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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