I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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