I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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