I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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