everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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