distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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