I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Randomize
