Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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