I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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