she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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