the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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