i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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