p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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