Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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