He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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