Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
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nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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