i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I have aggressive nipples.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
