Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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