Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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