The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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