oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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