I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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