stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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