I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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