Kiss
Puke
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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