i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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